Whiskey And Whiskers

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Bear bros with flamethrowers, glowsticks, and top-hats. Japanese whiskey product is a good currency at soggy man. Chris gets pulled over.

Wood Glue

India figured out the moon simulator, but no charges were pressed, cuz there's no hotsprings on the moon. But at least they proved that you can refocus your power wheels enough for interstellar launch. Thanks Elon.

Clean Entry, Messy Exit

Dead fish and drunk racoons. We're using skunk power to sling super-soakers, just be careful your cock doesn't flop.

Stripper Flippers

Zucks gonna Ruck when we go to the dive bar with light sabers. Watchin scuba porn and demolition derby until Elon drops that D.E.W. on stripper SeaWorld.

Fat Ass Patties

Color coordinated crocs are not cool Gator. Don't let them know about the giant trees. Gobbling all the sausages and meat up in here.

Rawbstrodamus

We got a whole different cast, and Big Rawb is making them pre-dick-tions. I'm not even being sartastic, we're talking sharks, aliens, illuminati... drink the strong whiskey and tune in.

Everybody is People

Beaches be vacationing. We're talking about forward deployed tactical wolf airdrops eatin mooses and lab grown chicken. also 2Pac was there.

Shitty Cow Tits

Phoning this one in from the past... to the future. Tits, and Geography. Educate yurself.

Sperminators

AI robots dont take hammers to gunfights. We're sipping beeschurger water through hotdog straws and driving forklifts to the coliseum.

Spatula Savant

If you're gonna raw-dog hot-dogs, you gotta be prepared to chew through the butt-hole. If a chef tries to steal your meth, just poke it with a stick. Remember, Peanut butter and jelly cums in bags.