Episodes
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Monday May 06, 2024
Shitract Infection
Monday May 06, 2024
Monday May 06, 2024
Frat-Bros are giving gay-communists vampire facials. If you're gonna gamble at D&B's, bring your canna-whip, but don't have an atlatl accident.
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Swingin' Stop Signs
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Monday Apr 29, 2024
I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel on the way to Bernie's bank on Bro-Island, but these rats are uncircumcised and having head-sex.. Brought to you by Boobies.
Monday Apr 22, 2024
Monsanto Williams
Monday Apr 22, 2024
Monday Apr 22, 2024
We're drinking fresh squeezed nut-juice on our shrimp farm. After that we're grabbing some buffalo balls with Monsanto Williams, broke as fuck in our nice-ass truck. Cumming in a hotel sink.
Monday Apr 15, 2024
ApocEclipse Cannibals
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Senior assassins are spraying super-soakers and rockin arcades and horses around trailer-park pool-tables. Sorry for offending, god told us to.
Monday Apr 08, 2024
1000 Mofks
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Amazon AI is Actually an AT&T data breach. Gas powered cargo ships need bridge gap insurance. Get ready for the apoc-eclipse.
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Be a Bully
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Monday Apr 01, 2024
When you're bullied by Biff you gotta become the bully. Bagels are boiled bread, but Baltimore bridge is falling down. Don't get jizz in your leghair.
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Trash Water
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Monday Mar 25, 2024
When you're playing Ding-Dong-Bang, don't forget to leave the trash-water leaning on the door. You gotta have Titanic boat money to shop at Bucees. We're going skiing.
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Vacuum Cleaner Monster
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Business ideas, Boeing, and brain worms, we've got the ideas. look us up on PornHub.
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Reverse Cowgirl
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Join us on this Lil' Jon guided meditation about dueling senators and doing drugs in Oregon. Be careful, because attending too many balls-out bowling leagues could lead to an all-out trans-war.