Whiskey And Whiskers

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Snoop is giving up smoke for 2 million dimes. Getting innovative with our microwave etiquette. 

Rule #3

Always remember to cover your balls. That's rule #3 and super important when you're wearing bolar pear pants. We're going bottles deep on booty patrol trying to figure out how porcupines fuck. 

Butthole Brain Freeze

We're bull-ridin, and doing butt-chugs in the baltimore bodega. Grab your Gimp suit, and beat up a clown. This is the Florida-man games.

Ocelot Sausages

31 year old dogs are gettin turned into pants over here. PorchUgeese are runnin amuk cuz theres a brazillion of them. I got a family emergency, i gotta go. later boyz. 

Noran Rylan

We're dog-shaming Jada at our spiderman wedding, and you can smell my balls.

Big A.I. Energy

Let the bodies hit the floor. We got stem-cell seats in the Tesla. Wearin' black socks with our dress-crocs and drinking bulba tea.

Pyron Maurauders

There's no AI in this room yet. If you're watching toy story football starring Kurt Russell, you might need some alcoholic brunch. 

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Side effects include: Brittany with knives, eating your own hands, homelessness, and hangovers.

 

Slingin Solar

People are just as mega-fucked as Hipponatees. This is Nolan Ryan with Nolan Ryan United Kingdom meats. Bill Gates is releasing too many mosquitos, and scanning butt-holes. Get ur shit together and get some pizza.

Dodo Egg Farm

When a vodka typhoon hits a hurricane tsunami you get FL man trying to get there by hamster wheel. Don't forget to take your Roblox date to Wendy's, they got that finger-chilli. Watching some good ol' 'Merican FOOTBALL!