Whiskey And Whiskers

Noran Rylan

We're dog-shaming Jada at our spiderman wedding, and you can smell my balls.

Big A.I. Energy

Let the bodies hit the floor. We got stem-cell seats in the Tesla. Wearin' black socks with our dress-crocs and drinking bulba tea.

Pyron Maurauders

There's no AI in this room yet. If you're watching toy story football starring Kurt Russell, you might need some alcoholic brunch. 

Alpha Enterprises LLC

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Side effects include: Brittany with knives, eating your own hands, homelessness, and hangovers.

 

Slingin Solar

People are just as mega-fucked as Hipponatees. This is Nolan Ryan with Nolan Ryan United Kingdom meats. Bill Gates is releasing too many mosquitos, and scanning butt-holes. Get ur shit together and get some pizza.

Dodo Egg Farm

When a vodka typhoon hits a hurricane tsunami you get FL man trying to get there by hamster wheel. Don't forget to take your Roblox date to Wendy's, they got that finger-chilli. Watching some good ol' 'Merican FOOTBALL!

point oh ate

Bear bros with flamethrowers, glowsticks, and top-hats. Japanese whiskey product is a good currency at soggy man. Chris gets pulled over.

Wood Glue

India figured out the moon simulator, but no charges were pressed, cuz there's no hotsprings on the moon. But at least they proved that you can refocus your power wheels enough for interstellar launch. Thanks Elon.

Clean Entry, Messy Exit

Dead fish and drunk racoons. We're using skunk power to sling super-soakers, just be careful your cock doesn't flop.

Stripper Flippers

Zucks gonna Ruck when we go to the dive bar with light sabers. Watchin scuba porn and demolition derby until Elon drops that D.E.W. on stripper SeaWorld.