Whiskey And Whiskers

ApocEclipse Cannibals

Senior assassins are spraying super-soakers and rockin arcades and horses around trailer-park pool-tables. Sorry for offending, god told us to.

1000 Mofks

Amazon AI is Actually an AT&T data breach. Gas powered cargo ships need bridge gap insurance. Get ready for the apoc-eclipse.

Be a Bully

When you're bullied by Biff you gotta become the bully. Bagels are boiled bread, but Baltimore bridge is falling down. Don't get jizz in your leghair.

Trash Water

When you're playing Ding-Dong-Bang, don't forget to leave the trash-water leaning on the door. You gotta have Titanic boat money to shop at Bucees. We're going skiing.

Vacuum Cleaner Monster

Business ideas, Boeing, and brain worms, we've got the ideas. look us up on PornHub.

Reverse Cowgirl

Join us on this Lil' Jon guided meditation about dueling senators and doing drugs in Oregon. Be careful, because attending too many balls-out bowling leagues could lead to an all-out trans-war.

Dinner-Cereal

Backbone Big Bash Bourbon, BBQ, Boats, Bikinis, Beers, Bros, Boobies, Beaches, Backflips, and Burnouts.

Crappn' Cuntch Burrs

Speedy Stop love story in the Martian Antarctica.

Heirarchy of Whores

Carrot top is a hard mother F'er when he's raw-doggin these swords. While you're driving your tesla with apple vision, we're eatin chipotle and drinkin cold-beer for scholarships.

Chicken Milk

Grab a warm cup of toothpaste, we're vandalizing tampon machines and breaking light bulbs. Chinese spy pigeons caught footage of Ben Shapiro wrapping presents.