Whiskey And Whiskers

Nut Splinters

Frisbee bros got that cummy-tummy, after losing their butthole-loofah. Now they got a sperm IV from a needle in their nut, and soap in their butthole. Butt fuck it, there's gay lions.

Zombie Youth

Zombie deer are buying sperm extractors off the internet, but not donkey meat. Robots are drinking all the milk, and emailing your wife. Get used to it.

Stripper Poop

The Very Merry Christmas Episode!

Murder Couch

Our first entirely AI generated episode.

Cornelius Munger

Shut up nerd. We're hosting Poisomous reptile wars.

I DECLARE!

These Wooly turtles are doing Taco Bell stuff wrong.

Social Credit Score

Snoop is giving up smoke for 2 million dimes. Getting innovative with our microwave etiquette. 

Rule #3

Always remember to cover your balls. That's rule #3 and super important when you're wearing bolar pear pants. We're going bottles deep on booty patrol trying to figure out how porcupines fuck. 

Butthole Brain Freeze

We're bull-ridin, and doing butt-chugs in the baltimore bodega. Grab your Gimp suit, and beat up a clown. This is the Florida-man games.

Ocelot Sausages

31 year old dogs are gettin turned into pants over here. PorchUgeese are runnin amuk cuz theres a brazillion of them. I got a family emergency, i gotta go. later boyz.