Whiskey And Whiskers

Viagra Tranq Dart

Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

Dick Thieves

If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.

Feral Chickens

Killer Bee Beer better be on tap at the velociraptor ranch. We're getting lost in Briarcliff, but we're battling AI while we're getting the Amazon hooked on porn.

Sling Slot Schlit Shooter

Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.

Code Red

Shit biomes, you only want the good ones. If you get mixed up in a John Wick scandal you don't want to end up with bad skin and IBS... Everybody that has thrown up on a golf course has plastic in their balls.

Pig Shaver

Some people put their rice balls in their armpits, but if you don't catch fish you don't eat. Travel, but don't get the shits on the plane. If all else fails, at least there is frat bros.

Brain Worms

Ethical AI chimpanzee porn.

Shitract Infection

Frat-Bros are giving gay-communists vampire facials. If you're gonna gamble at D&B's, bring your canna-whip, but don't have an atlatl accident.

Swingin' Stop Signs

I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel on the way to Bernie's bank on Bro-Island, but these rats are uncircumcised and having head-sex.. Brought to you by Boobies.

Monsanto Williams

We're drinking fresh squeezed nut-juice on our shrimp farm. After that we're grabbing some buffalo balls with Monsanto Williams, broke as fuck in our nice-ass truck. Cumming in a hotel sink.