Whiskey And Whiskers

Code Red

Shit biomes, you only want the good ones. If you get mixed up in a John Wick scandal you don't want to end up with bad skin and IBS... Everybody that has thrown up on a golf course has plastic in their balls.

Pig Shaver

Some people put their rice balls in their armpits, but if you don't catch fish you don't eat. Travel, but don't get the shits on the plane. If all else fails, at least there is frat bros.

Brain Worms

Ethical AI chimpanzee porn.

Shitract Infection

Frat-Bros are giving gay-communists vampire facials. If you're gonna gamble at D&B's, bring your canna-whip, but don't have an atlatl accident.

Swingin' Stop Signs

I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel on the way to Bernie's bank on Bro-Island, but these rats are uncircumcised and having head-sex.. Brought to you by Boobies.

Monsanto Williams

We're drinking fresh squeezed nut-juice on our shrimp farm. After that we're grabbing some buffalo balls with Monsanto Williams, broke as fuck in our nice-ass truck. Cumming in a hotel sink.

ApocEclipse Cannibals

Senior assassins are spraying super-soakers and rockin arcades and horses around trailer-park pool-tables. Sorry for offending, god told us to.

1000 Mofks

Amazon AI is Actually an AT&T data breach. Gas powered cargo ships need bridge gap insurance. Get ready for the apoc-eclipse.

Be a Bully

When you're bullied by Biff you gotta become the bully. Bagels are boiled bread, but Baltimore bridge is falling down. Don't get jizz in your leghair.

Trash Water

When you're playing Ding-Dong-Bang, don't forget to leave the trash-water leaning on the door. You gotta have Titanic boat money to shop at Bucees. We're going skiing.