Whiskey And Whiskers

Tax reach arounds

Put away the bluetooth baby-oil, and grab the pre-workout and Icy-Hot, cuz we're breaking the mushroom-simulation and canceling the single-tax. Drink your pussy energy drink, pussy.

Apocalypse Proof

Before injecting Butterfly DNA, Check your cybertruck for chechnyian warlords, and opt for the scrotum switch when getting your balls lowered.

Harambe vs. 100 dudes

When we're fighting gorillas, hopefully we draw the nerd-gorilla. Drink your Gator Smoothies with extra catfood, and you too can beat off in Seattle.

Squeak-easy

Glizzys subtracting, butt-crack crackin, snot-snake slappin, but the butt-hair slack'n.

Tits and Cheese

Alcoholic slushies on sale for the death-star concert. Robot waitresses are blasting off and slinging sticky on all the fyre festival. I got E.Coli from butthole corn-chips.

Go-Karts and AKs

Strap on your dragon ballz and unbuckle your seatbelt, cuz when the zombie apocalypse comes, we're taking this truck off Niagra falls. Can I get some extra sour cream please?

Queen Kong vs. Godzillo

The Truck-Nut Episode.

Fruit by the Inches

We used to go to porn forts, but now we go to naked boobs.com. alright but check it out, you can order weed with your edible arrangement, and they make socks for all kinds of cocks  #meneither

Hic'n up

Big redheads are snortin' sugar off lady liberty's lady lumps. Switch to PE and you'll be flying your Tesla to Ares in no time. 

Escape from Albaquerque

power rangers are narcs, but when you're out there slappin deities make sure you have a shovel in case there's alligators.