Whiskey And Whiskers

Purge Your Grundle

Van Massages are better than burnt weiner sandwiches. Take your nascar to the Olympic rocket pull.

Cream of Chicken-Milk Bong-Water

SILVER ALERT: Buzz Armstrong and Neil Astronaut in a space shuttle. Last seen in not-space, near not-Mars.

Chocolate Drank

Degenerate diet: Steak, Whiskey, Cigarettes. Shake well before Climax. 

Punkd by a Skunk

They're serving s'mores noods at the Taco Bell Retirement community cafeteria. Don't smuggle snakes on a plane.

Brittany With Knives

Is a taco or a burrito? We're eating dogs and and blasting off prematurely. So clearly it's a chimichanga.

Residual Lion Jizz

Access to Axis in Excess might lead to chicken chunks in the chocolate fountain. That's still better than ham chunks in your notsrils.

Viagra Tranq Dart

Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

Dick Thieves

If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.

Feral Chickens

Killer Bee Beer better be on tap at the velociraptor ranch. We're getting lost in Briarcliff, but we're battling AI while we're getting the Amazon hooked on porn.

Sling Slot Schlit Shooter

Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.