Episodes

Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
News Break: Senate Shit Show
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Wednesday Jan 06, 2021
Buffalo bro takes over senate. You ever wake up hungover with one shoe and realize you crashed the senate last night?

Monday Jan 04, 2021
GhEtTo GaStAtIoN
Monday Jan 04, 2021
Monday Jan 04, 2021
We used our covid cash to dodge a DUI in the new 2500. Even though it keeps our ghetto gas station burritos warm, there still isn't a good spot to hide the crack pipes.

Thursday Dec 31, 2020
New Year's Resolutions Episode 2
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
It's that time of the year again where we evaluate our degenerate lives and recommit to those activities that make us who we are. Whether its binge drinking sodas or bargain buying cigarettes we are working on wise choices for 2021.

Monday Dec 28, 2020
Crunchy Taco Conundrum
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Monday Dec 28, 2020
Space Force Guardians are rebooting Firefly and its the last of the X-Mas fails. Good thing we have all of this money from winning a porno mag lawsuit. Mr. Bucket, you may have been promoted, but Gator is still the lil orange bro. Bitch.

Thursday Dec 24, 2020
The Christmas List
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Everyone has there favorite Christmas songs, but ours are a little bit different. You know them, you love them, and God forbid you get cancelled for them.

Monday Dec 21, 2020
Pirates Of The Amazon
Monday Dec 21, 2020
Monday Dec 21, 2020
It's Christmas time again lads. Merry, merry, and a hoe, hoe, hoe to you all.

Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Pass The Bottle: This Time Not Video Games
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
Sunday Dec 20, 2020
You know, when Chop talks about something other than PlayStation.

Monday Dec 14, 2020
Ponche De Huevo
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
I know you. You're the guy that passes out on the couch with a McRib laying on your chest, a drink in your hand, and Animaniacs on the TV. Welcome to the family bro! You are among friends here.

Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Butt Sharpies
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Fuck, you guys are needy. Constantly with this 'whERe iS my ePIsoDe." Look, we take the time every single week to make the greatest podcast on the planet. Then we come in next week and outdo ourselves. Perfection takes time.*
*Chop was a hungover sack of ass-balls this weekend. Please forgive me.

Monday Nov 30, 2020
Waffle Balls
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Monday Nov 30, 2020
I thought I had those North-Korean Pole-Vaulting genes, or perhaps those Cheese Rolling, fall-down-a-hill genes, but after doing a DNA test, it turns out i'm part Neanderthal, and part garden gnome. Oh well.
Robot, fetch me a soda, and find my phone, cuz this is an episode to catch right here.