Whiskey And Whiskers

Chicken Sando and Chill

Since we are trying to stay right on the cusp of current events, for this midweek we decide who makes the best Chicken Sandwich. Chick-fil-A, or Popeyes, The answer may shock you!!! but probably not.... it's Chick-fil-A. Listen to find out why!

Strawberry Jam

Blake biffed the special Colorado bottle in his bathroom but managed to suck it up off the floor with a straw and dispense it into a jam jar with his butthole... or was that Chris? I don't know but we're gonna hit the stonk market with our Bigfoot calls and dekes.

Pass the Bottle: The Latest

Chops putting a bow on it in the twilight zone. Chris got his ears lowered among other things at the barber and Gator takes a bite outta some ducks. 

Whiskers Salute to Dirt Bags

Dirt bags come in a variety of shapes, sizes and even contents. We ripped that bag wide open and brought all the shit out tonight. Fuzzy is going after JLoPaul (they're both the same person so they are JLo now) in an all out boxing match... we're all wieners here.

Critically Ashamed: Run Ronnie Run

Classic if you are in for a trashy Joe Dirt remix with lots of b-list celebrities crashing every chaotic scene. It's a good mix of cops and searching your deepest feelings. Needs a couple runs through the wash.

Presidential Inauguration

Today's top story, Exploding Pussy Candles. More on politics later.

After Hours: Pocket Chicken

Chris pulled chicken out of his pocket but swears by Whataburger and blow jobs to cure a hangover. To each their own. Tune in and listen to us BS about comedians and how they have changed over the years. Mostly for the worst. Just listen.

Used Condom Depot

After receiving our first shipment of used condoms we learned the factory got shut down for not following proper used condom best practices. Could be worse, Gumby could be trying to give you night terrors because you play too many fucking video games you dick.

Critically Ashamed: Domino

Keira Knightly's tits... IJS

Waffle Haus

I blacked out and blew out my bitch bot while on a bender and bet my balls I buried a bottle of bourbon for breakfast. Turned out it was scotch. Fuck it.