Whiskey And Whiskers

Presidential Inauguration

Today's top story, Exploding Pussy Candles. More on politics later.

After Hours: Pocket Chicken

Chris pulled chicken out of his pocket but swears by Whataburger and blow jobs to cure a hangover. To each their own. Tune in and listen to us BS about comedians and how they have changed over the years. Mostly for the worst. Just listen.

Used Condom Depot

After receiving our first shipment of used condoms we learned the factory got shut down for not following proper used condom best practices. Could be worse, Gumby could be trying to give you night terrors because you play too many fucking video games you dick.

Critically Ashamed: Domino

Keira Knightly's tits... IJS

Waffle Haus

I blacked out and blew out my bitch bot while on a bender and bet my balls I buried a bottle of bourbon for breakfast. Turned out it was scotch. Fuck it. 

News Break: Senate Shit Show

Buffalo bro takes over senate. You ever wake up hungover with one shoe and realize you crashed the senate last night?

 

GhEtTo GaStAtIoN

We used our covid cash to dodge a DUI in the new 2500. Even though it keeps our ghetto gas station burritos warm, there still isn't a good spot to hide the crack pipes. 

New Year's Resolutions Episode 2

It's that time of the year again where we evaluate our degenerate lives and recommit to those activities that make us who we are. Whether its binge drinking sodas or bargain buying cigarettes we are working on wise choices for 2021.

Crunchy Taco Conundrum

Space Force Guardians are rebooting Firefly and its the last of the X-Mas fails. Good thing we have all of this money from winning a porno mag lawsuit. Mr. Bucket, you may have been promoted, but Gator is still the lil orange bro. Bitch. 

The Christmas List

Everyone has there favorite Christmas songs, but ours are a little bit different. You know them, you love them, and God forbid you get cancelled for them.