Whiskey And Whiskers

Costco College University

We're slingin semi-s in the sasquatch sanctuary city, and crushing cold chicken nugs in the costo casa.

Just don't forget to turn off the livestream. You don't wanna wake up to a cali-fire from exploding Stanleys.

Simple Green

During dry january, don't get scammed by Keanu on the dark-web. Just trade your playstations for guns and we'll ride dirtbikes. 

Chicken Prison

Water-boarding is as addictive as Affrin. We're using cell-phone jammers to survive the apocalypse at your mom's house. Caffeine is bad, so drink a bang and enjoy the halftime show.

Condom Shortage

Russians aren't getting any rhino pills for Christmas, but warm-blooded Americans are. The decline in teen drug use has lead to dash ducks, and fish hook fingers. We're slinging Webers for world peace.

Butt-Fluckers

Lotta mofks in the studio tonight. Malls do exist. You can go there for the roast beef bukkake with horsey sauce, but you'll likely leave with wooly mammoth infection. Support diamond technology, and dupe cologne.

Steak and tits, with feet

We're taking the sub-ukranian tunnel to the milk-cellar and picking up some roller-torpedoes on the way. 

Burgers and Milk

We're using the GPPI on the yellow jacket farm.  Dont forget the mouse turds and marinara when your butterball butt-sunning.

Shit-hands

Spacesex rocket is gonna baja-blast in the boca chica cinnabyte box.

Glizzy Smoker

You gotta have a plan. You could canoe, or you could F the salamanders.

Herd-Humidity

Politicians be on anti-baller performance drugs. But at least there's map to porn-forts on the other side.