Whiskey And Whiskers

Louis Armstrong

You don't need a Godly voice to win 7 Tour De frances (capital "G" cuz we don't wanna offend God). Look, protest Australia and get TRUCKED by a robot. So don't worry if you get gored by a deer right after you eat your eggs smothered in Texas Pete, you got a framing hammer, and if all else fails you can live in a WalMart parking lot.

It’s Not Funny

Look, this is serious business. It's not a joke. Just get an Iphone and be more efficient. Don't over anal-ize, it's just hiking.

Hurricane Transitions

When running from hurricanes, it's best to do cocaine burnouts. So Fuck whataburger, let's go camping. Alligators are less scary than seasonal herpes. So join us to see Gordan Ramsey scream at naked 23 year olds on the next episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast.

Pocket Pudding

Better late than never. 

 

A Wrecked Semi

At this point, IN-N-Out is better than Whataburger. Animal style. We got donkey dicks, kangaroo cocks, and pissed-on flood mosquitos. It might be end-of-days, but at least you have another episode of Whiskey and Whiskers Podcast. 

The Mudway

Old Bros tryna unfuck the breaks... Missouri is not cool. But Arkansas might be the way to be. TTs make it better.

Train-ing Day

HIT YOUR FUCKING MUTE BUTTON! Even degenerates need zoom etiquette. Black coffee isn't good hot or cold, but drink it anyways, be a man. If you can train a tornado, you can train a hotdog. #gasaintreal

Beat-Off to Infinity

These Spartish mofks don't sound anything likes they look like. They drop everything in the fryhole, and they keep talking about gas from Uranus. So we're shipping them off to an island and when they go for the Bro-Hug, we're throwing and audible.

Bucket O’ Mack N’ Cheese

Bareknuckle boxing, and degenerate pizza bowls, fire up the V8 Golf Cart Bros, we're going to the pharmacy drive thru.

Monkey Herpes

In the future, flying Mofks are shaving their balls. Keep your toes on the TV Channel, you're not gonna wanna miss this one. Piss is stored in the balls.