Whiskey And Whiskers

XMas Special: Malort

We suffer for our craft. Cheers.

TransGinger

Private School trolls, and middle-school butt-plugs, you're gonna have to hang to the end to squeeze all the soup outta this one. 

Nerd With No Game

Highs are low, and lows blow. We're in a city of sin, but don't pee in the ice machine. That's how we end up with no good public restrooms. So follow the mantra of psychedelic wizards, and f* the pussy right in the butt-hole. 

Khalid’s Closet

Everybody has a cocaine bear inside them. Alaska isn't real, but handless monkeys are flying to the moon. Let's get weird.

Cops: X-Giving Special

We stopped Karen about hot wet bread. Most of the time you eat x-giving food its pretty rad. Get a red cup, fill it up with brown gravy and invest it all over your favorite crypto. We're picking apart the penal code tonight with Mr. Jimmie.

Keyboard Boy

Einstein is real, so get at me Hawking. The theory of No NyQuil November has proven it. You can take shrooms in Colorado, but make sure to shave the balls. You don't want to get cancelled by the cali-Ban.

Blackholes and Stripper Poles

Blackholes are just galactic boopers. We're launching monkey nuts in space for science, and licking drugs off titties. This is some real life video game shit. So let's go Stros. #phuckfilly.

Ridin Shotgun

Salmonella candles are causing contagious farts over here. We're landing cape boosters in space, and giving out 14 DVD's for Halloween. HTown Baby! Screw filly.

Discount Ball Surgery

Karens against scarecrows are slingin pig semen all over our chicken jelly squirtables. We're protesting dinosaurs and listening to alt cunt. You're gonna want to eat your cell phone after this one.

Baby on Board

Tim Allen, Gordon Ramsey, and Amouranth are using cow snot lube for their 3-way (Tax deductible?). I'm pretty sure if one of them starts bartending, they are going to take over the world. I'll be watching on my two living room TV's. What's wrong with you?