Whiskey And Whiskers

Tag Team Paddling

Robot Sex workers farting in jars. We're starting the UPC, and it's our proudest Dad moment.

B.D.E.

You can't have BDE and eat mammoth steak paste. If you survive, there is always breakfast ramen to bring you back. I hear it's best with a mammoth meatball on top. So watch out for bird drones, and Gweneth Paltrow, neither you or golf balls are safe in the sky... Also penis puns.

Cigarettes and Super-Soakers

Boo Boo Bois are Smegma males. Their first hit song "Sigma Balls" was a paradigm shift in Progressive Sambo Pedestrian music. Smart Devices are stupid.

Dick Jerky

Yugimen are milking mammoth mammories in Vegas. Just watch our for the single-utters.

Swingin’ a slice

Neanderthal mall ninjas are fighting badderass T-WREXs. We're gonna have to use mind magna waves to solve these brain experiments. Episode 300 is a puzzle.

Dope Ass Floral Patterns

It's been a minute since the crew convened, and it's a swingin frog dick of a time, but don't worry there's no hidden fees. We're gonna get 'crash a range rover-fucked up' and try not to catch tennis balls. Snitch robots be hatin'.

Kids these days..

Look, there's AG kids, and theirs kids that eat ranch ice cream on there boneless chicken nugs.  For the Oscar losers, where tossin out whiskey nods to our favorite actresses. Philly sucks worse than Houston and golf combined.

Murder Porn

There's a bunch of Carnivores in Vegas. Don't be a Karen, just accept that AI will turn us all into monkey slaves.

Long Distance BJ’s

Had a manlier weekend then Rick Flair's limp dick. We're canceling the cancellers. Coke makes you're dick bigger than than two vaginas. Don't be Salt-life guy in the chicken lane.

Space Nazi Sympathizers

It's gonna take a corgi sized meteor to take care of this super-pig situation. We're hip hoppin and beatboxin' to some hell in the cell tagteam shit. Two of us have enough content for all you mofks.