Whiskey And Whiskers

Critically Ashamed: Weird Science

What a weird night.

When Whales Cry

I can't start a fire in the snow anymore than I can drink a cactus. When i'm in the Brazillian Lamb House, my favorite thing to munch is beaver and swimmy squirrels.

AI Diarrhea

Mind Blown. We're doin space shit, and talkin to robots. There's no gas in this car, so boke a smowl and record your shits. We're gettin philisophical. 

Sexiest Tombstone Name

Dana White, car fights, and nap roulette. Andrew Tate is 23 and busted. 

Millenial Waffles

Put some respect on Stephan Boner's name. Mofk could throw hands in a ring, but not in a waffle haus, but he made the classic mistake of not coming strapped. 

Porky Pig’s Haunted Holiday

Fuck Nazis.

XMas Special: Malort

We suffer for our craft. Cheers.

TransGinger

Private School trolls, and middle-school butt-plugs, you're gonna have to hang to the end to squeeze all the soup outta this one. 

Nerd With No Game

Highs are low, and lows blow. We're in a city of sin, but don't pee in the ice machine. That's how we end up with no good public restrooms. So follow the mantra of psychedelic wizards, and f* the pussy right in the butt-hole. 

Khalid’s Closet

Everybody has a cocaine bear inside them. Alaska isn't real, but handless monkeys are flying to the moon. Let's get weird.