Whiskey And Whiskers

Butt-Cancer

Mostly flowin' this episode, but big news too. If you take a cruise, don't buy the Waymo package.

Right to bear-arms

If you buy a new muscle-car, it better have goose-fighting technology. Get some tiddies in your algorithm, so news sends nudes.

Battered Dog-Shit

This one time I got arrested... twice. Sometimes that's just the heart of the cards.

Fart Balloon

Don't catch yourself with diarrhea on the greyhound after eating bear-mace wings. That's a good way to catch horse-herpes. We're crashing-in and freaking-out for prison-fights.

Deer-feeder full of beaver nugs

It's the Holliday Season, we got turkey-tits, pineapple pie, and porno trading cards over on our new website; shootbigloads.com

Alright Alright Alright

I'm gonna invent the tariff stimmy check and find Emilia Earhart. The center of the earth is titties.

This episode is mostly about tiddies

Dolphin dicks and ostrich nogs. Don't chip the nip, because we're cruisin' for a "HELL YEAH!"

Foot Jobs

Grab your milk duds and your Chinese candy-corn, we're joining the hairyfoot beatles cult, but still kind of unsure about green tea. Watch out for research monkeys.

Her name is Charity

Alright you butt-breathers, take your donkey pills and strap-on for a scooter pursuit. We're Scissor-lifting the vape shop on the way to the taco bell marathon.

Ball-Canceled

We can't launch our nicotine apps because of the government shutdown, and they took away all the dinosaur balls. Looks like we're going back to 96' to steal some beer and chillicheese.