Whiskey And Whiskers

Butt-Fluckers

Lotta mofks in the studio tonight. Malls do exist. You can go there for the roast beef bukkake with horsey sauce, but you'll likely leave with wooly mammoth infection. Support diamond technology, and dupe cologne.

Steak and tits, with feet

We're taking the sub-ukranian tunnel to the milk-cellar and picking up some roller-torpedoes on the way. 

Burgers and Milk

We're using the GPPI on the yellow jacket farm.  Dont forget the mouse turds and marinara when you're butterball butt-sunning.

Shit-hands

Spacesex rocket is gonna baja-blast in the boca chica cinnabyte box.

Glizzy Smoker

You gotta have a plan. You could canoe, or you could F the salamanders.

Herd-Humidity

Politicians be on anti-baller performance drugs. But at least there's map to porn-forts on the other side. 

Jichael Mordan

I got diddy'd by Cenobites eating chocolate covered chewing gum. Vote for Santa Clause, he's high-bandwith.

Garbage Hole

If you're gonna get an arm-rection you might catch koalamydia. That's just the beginning, we got alien interviews, Australian potato gems, and five different ways to break your arm-dick. Don't get caught buggying while intoxicated, or there will be no more quarter-pounders with cheese. Thanks Elon. 

Fat Check

Fuck Travis Barker dude..... Cool list bro. Let's eat the shrooms at ACL and see if we can login to AI to see these tiddies.

Relaxitives

Dark Brandon is hacking the mainframe and launching Teslas into space. Commander and Queef controls the weather, but Vienna sausages are worth getting shanked for.