Whiskey And Whiskers

Fruit by the Inches

We used to go to porn forts, but now we go to naked boobs.com. alright but check it out, you can order weed with your edible arrangement, and they make socks for all kinds of cocks  #meneither

Hic'n up

Big redheads are snortin' sugar off lady liberty's lady lumps. Switch to PE and you'll be flying your Tesla to Ares in no time. 

Escape from Albaquerque

power rangers are narcs, but when you're out there slappin deities make sure you have a shovel in case there's alligators. 

Laundry Strike

Boxer briefs are the way to be. When the Tupperware avalanche leads to a laundry strike, you better hope hangin with W doesn't get you microwaved from space. 

Home Safe

Chicken puppies be marrying people. Literally nothing important. But that Zelensky's a bitch.

Licking Buttholes

There's nothing like AppleHop after banging a thousand dudes, but you might get pregnant. Better than being bald in mozambique. Feed your kids Ozempic so they too can unalive home invaders.

Trash Panda Express

Grab your bag of taco bell and sit down for an episode of Alaskan Bush People on XVideos. Make sure to wear your black socks with your dress Crocs. So you can rent a horse and F*ck sink sluts.

Dogshit and Doomsday Bunkers

White people can use Japanese toilets and hack sex-toys, but they shouldn't mess with peyote. 

Drunk Racing League

We're starting the drunk racing league. There's gonna be a bunch of old alcoholics with prostate issues, and racing chiks with c-section scars. you're gonna have a time.

Costco College University

We're slingin semi-s in the sasquatch sanctuary city, and crushing cold chicken nugs in the costo casa.

Just don't forget to turn off the livestream. You don't wanna wake up to a cali-fire from exploding Stanleys.